Where did I put the keys?

Where did I put the keys?

Where did I put the keys away?
Frantically searching for them today.

Somewhere safe I’m sure they are
But I urgently need to use the car.

I’m sure I put them on their hook,
I’ll have to take another look.

Rushing around like a blue-arsed fly,
Watching time scooting by.

I can’t be late, the appointment’s made.
Why am I having memory fade?

Turn out my handbag on the floor,
Only the key to the front door.

Suddenly I see the light,
My husband used the car last night.

I’ll check his pockets, that’s where they’ll be
Of course, they are, oh silly me!